- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Don't believe in Atheists.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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