Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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