How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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