- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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