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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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