- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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