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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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