- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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