why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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