- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Diarrhea

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Your mom went to college

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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