- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I have cancer. And you're next.

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