- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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