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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Me

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A women in the kitchen.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

have safe sex

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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