- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

cory

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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