what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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