I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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