- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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