- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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