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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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