- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Emily Walker.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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