- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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