- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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