roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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