- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Prostitution is bad.......

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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