Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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