- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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