- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

An Asian person drove home safely.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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