- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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