What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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