- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

The child was fired from his job.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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