A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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