- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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