- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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