A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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