- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Golf.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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