There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops