A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whose your daddy? Not me

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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