- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

I C U P White stuff

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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