How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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I love you

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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