- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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