Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Jimmy Saville

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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