knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What hurts like hell? HELL

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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