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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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