How old are you? 7

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

NEVER

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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