- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

NEVER

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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