- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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