- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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