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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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