What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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