- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

knock knock who's there? faith

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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