- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??