- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

mikey is cute

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Suck pussy

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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