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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what do you call a black guy african american

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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