- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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