What does water taste like? Water

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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