Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Womens rights

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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