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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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