- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

woman's rights

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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