Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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your so fat. your fat!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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woman's rights

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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