- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

a black man pays his child support

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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