- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

woman's rights

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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