- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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