- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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