What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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alert('The Game')

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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