- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

That is so fetch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

what to call someone thats gay zak

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