- Anti Joke

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

they're dead. idiot.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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