Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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