what is 3+3= 8

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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