- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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