- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why dont they make black forks

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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