Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Caroline Kelly.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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