- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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