- Anti Joke

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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