- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Wait! hundred billions!

KILL WHITEY

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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