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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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