what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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