- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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