- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your mom.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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