A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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