- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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