- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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