Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Its behind you like if you looked behind

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

SHUT UP JP

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