They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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The Labour Party.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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p lkl

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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