- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

your face

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your're racist.

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