man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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