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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why did the zebra cross the road?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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