- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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