- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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